In their most recent article, DeWall, Deckman, Gailliot and Bushman (2010), present evidence indicating that glucose levels in the brain are related to violent and aggressive behavior. Across four studies they found that the consumption of sugar is related to alleviating aggressive and violent outbursts. Well, if that’s true, I need to eat some ice cream or drink a large soda because I’m pissed and not in the British sense!
There are a number of reasons why I find myself in a foul disposition this cold, winter evening in this weird Pennsylvania town were Jesus was born. It’s not because of the Whoville-like quality of the place driving me mad. It’s not the drivers. Its not even the lack of large displays of beer and wine in the supermarkets where such things belong. No. I’m pissed off because some yo-yo ripped-off my last post (see Sexy Anxiety Relief or New Anti-Terrorism Measures: TSA promises to “Love you longtime” this Holiday Season.). Some dude name Balaji copied my last article into an anxiety-relief Web site without asking me first, and then preceded to make some of the worst editing mistakes that I’ve ever seen. A three-year-old could do better. I even commented on it on the Web page (follow link below to see). Honestly, I wouldn’t be so pissed about it if he/she had left the writing alone.
Pause for consumption of mass quantities of sugary beverage….Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Red dye #40 (i.e., Pennsylvania Butch Beer) is very tasty, addictive, and sugary—Starting to feel better.
Okay. Where was I? Oh, yes. So, the dude (I’m assume the a-hole is a guy) made all these changes and now it reads like shit. I couldn’t believe it. Is this normal? Do people really do this? Steal work just to F it up? I even noticed that the blog has paid advertising on it. Does this mean this a-hole is making money off my work that he screwed up? If so, shouldn’t I get a cut? What a prick!
Consuming more Red #40….
If there is anyone reading this post who has a couple of minutes to spare, please follow the link to the plagiarizing Web site and join me in criticizing the a-hole for stealing and ruining my post. It’s easy to do, just post a comment on their blog in support of, well, me. If you can, I thank you in advance. I really appreciate it. I don’t think this a-hole is going to learn that you shouldn’t steel other people’s work on his own—obviously. What he did is downright un-American and we need to let him know it!
Until next time, stay tuned for my next installment, when I go-off about the bullshit my wife and I are going through with the insurance people as we expect the arrival of our first-born. I’m filled with more hate and rage just thinking about it!